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IMDB rating: 4.70 Plot: Astronaut Spencer Armacoust was on a mission when he suddenly lost contact. When he got home, to friends he was the same, but to his wife he was different. She becomes pregnant, but as time progresses she begins to feel like the lives inside of her are not of this world. |
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Actors: Depp Johnny,Morton Joe,Cassavetes Nick,Grubbs Gary,Noonan Tom,O’Brien Tom,Crider Michael,Stein Jacob,Wicker Timothy,Horror,Sci-Fi,Thriller,
Genuine headlines from newspapers and the internet with comments added!!!!?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!! ! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for- nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says.(whose balls was he playing with)
Volunteers search for Civil Was planes (Civil war planes)
Country to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds.(money well spent)
Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum(what did yu think it was built for)
Utah Poison Contril Centre reminds everyone not to take poison.(what would we do with out them)
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons(what are the odds of that?)
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.(I would have said 20 but what to I know?)
Condom truck tips, spills load.(Don’t what to clean that)
One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers.(That is cruel)
KJ | Oct 28, 2009
Where’s Lois and Clark when you need them?
Sean D | Oct 28, 2009
I couldn’t stop laughing! ROFL
)_xxLadyMakuhletxx_ | Oct 28, 2009